im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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