I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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