Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
soo... how was my night?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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