idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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