Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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