please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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