he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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