I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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