Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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