I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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