Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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