You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
high people should be assigned attendants
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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