He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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