He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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