what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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