we're blogging at a bar
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
