Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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