I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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