are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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