so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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