Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Randomize
