He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
try to milk me bitch
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