he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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