All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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