Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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