"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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