i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
