No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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