I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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