Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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