i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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