Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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