If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
even my farts smell like vagina
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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