She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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