great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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