i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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