at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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