We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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