i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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