I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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