i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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