my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Randomize
