Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize