I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
