your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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