Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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