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did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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