Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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