Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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