Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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