xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
so let's talk penis.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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