Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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