Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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