I wannas sexs uuuuu
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
is it fun? or sober?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
